The Nation of Fat was conceived one day during high school. One day, during lunch at Archbishop Rummel High School, the Co-founders of the Nation began joking around about how all the cool people at school were skinny, but they really sucked. They conceved of a Nation, where fat people ruled, thus the Nation of Fat was born. Tubby and Semi-Tubbs were soon born there after. Soon all their friends became members, and not long after that we found it necessary to form a new division that was for skinny people, but trusted the glory of the fat. So, during a car ride in the Nova, the Few Trusted Skinny was born. And because Skinny people are inferior to the Obese ones, they are punished with nicknames regarding Male gentiles. Those Rat Bastards. And still, the Co-Founders decided a third division would be named, the Female Sympathizers. Girls that are friends with members of the Nation. The Co-Founders decided to give nicknames to the Female Sympathizers, and those are Mafia Names. Also we have made other accomplishments:
1) The Law of Unequal Mass in the School Cafeteria - This Scientifically proven law states that when trying to sit at a table and your path is blocked by two people, that person will always ask the larger person to move in, even if the skinnier person is pushed farther from the table.
2)The Nation of Fat Holiday - The Nation of Fat holiday was a simple choice, Thanksgiving Day. The only day of the year you can easily engorge yourself on awesome food.
3) Yes Day - In 1999, Philidelphia, Pennsylvania declared August 7 Yes Day, in honor of the band Yes. In honor of that day, every August 7 Yes Day is celebrated.
4) Nothing for Free & NoF Productions - One of our great members has a website up with comics and videos, including the hilarious Good Guy VS Bad Guy. Also, the rest of the members of the Nation have also started NoF Productions where our random videos are posted.
The Nation of Fat Constitution:
Requirements to become part of the Nation of Fat
1. Must be, or have been over 215 lbs.
2. Must like Sonic.
3. Must be able to go to a restaurant, and completely finish their meal, with appetizer or dessert.
4. Must have listened to at least 1 Yes song.
5. Members cannot be older then the 2 Co-founders.
6. Must have that "fire"
Requirements to become part of the Few Trusted Skinny
1. Never been heavier then 200 lbs.
2. Must remove all pride, and take a "Skinny Dude" name. (Male genitalia)
3. Must like Sonic.
4. Must have heard at least 1 Yes song.
5. Must provide Nation members with food on occasion at their own cost.
Requirements to become part of the Female Sympathizers
1. Must be friends with 2 or more Nation members.
2. Must like Sonic.
3. Must have heard at least 1 Yes song.
4. Must provide Nation members with food on occasion, at their own cost.
5. Can tolerate and support the gluttony of the Nation members.
Amendment #1 - The Diciples of the Nation-Friends of Nation of Fat members trusted with the title Diciples of the Nation. These are members that are usually friends of maybe one NoF member and goes to school with him/her. Also, Diciples do not get there own profile, unless they already had one when they became a diciple.
1) Must be friend to one member of the Nation, and that NoF member must vouch that they are worthy of this honor
2) Must have feed that member on at least one occation
3) Must have heard at least 1 Yes song.
4) A member of the main three divisions in the Nation can be demoted to a Diciple of the Nation if they have disappeared from the group and doesn't hang out with the Nation anymore.
Amendment #2 - Probation from the Nation- This is for members of the Nation of Fat that have lost weight and are now under the 215 pound weight limit. Under certain conditions, the Co-Founders will be understanding and this can be waved and the crime may be forgiven. However, for those that aren't forgiven, they must be ridiculed relentless until they get fatter or cry.